Am I more than you bargained for yet?: Archive

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yellendegeneres: what i come off as: a sarcastic asshole what i really am: a sarcastic asshole

Dec 29th

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galifianafuck: sticks and stones may break my bones but kelso nailed your sister

Dec 29th

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mom: why are you smiling at the computer

Dec 29th

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notlellathellama: Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE OH MY GOD H O W W H Y CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT WHY DO YOU EXIST GET OUT LEAVE I HATE YOU SO MUCH ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Unacceptable ways of...

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Liam Hemsworth could get it.

Dec 27th

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Those people on Tumblr you never talk to but you...

Dec 27th

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20 Years From Now:

Husband: Why do you have a blog with pages and pages of my face?

Me: Honey, that was before we got married.

Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Anonymous asked: Whore- update some more- love, your biffela.

Dec 26th

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I need to marry Chord Overstreet asap.

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Anonymous asked: Because i can't get into my mother fucking tumblr, this is how i get to comment on your blog. 1) you are an amazing aunt. Mk? 2) next saturday i'm having a party in the woods with my liquid bff. Bethere. 3) hop off alex's grill, dawg. Kthanks. Luhfew biffela.

Dec 25th

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I'm done. I'm really done.

My nephew just left my house after opening his presents. It’s Christmas Eve. I’m sitting at home. Alone. In tears. Why? Because it was just me and him. His worthless dad was no where to be found because neither me or my nephews mom could get ahold of him. No surprise. So, I called my mom so that she could come watch him open presents. Her reply “I’m busy” Really?...

Dec 25th

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