February 2012
437 posts
meatmodel:
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
dadfather:
stop pretending to think tarantulas are cute
With fire.
Lots of fire.
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You know what makes me sad?
Looking at Logan’s face.
I want so smash it.
Into a wall.
With a knife.
A wall made of knives.
And my fist, instead of being a regular fist, be a bat with nails in it that shoots bullets.
Rian giving Colussy a shirtless lap dance is 29304832904820402904204242x’s more attractive than Schmidt-Face.
I realized that I don’t even ask for legit gifts for birthdays and holidays, anymore. I just ask for things I need paid for. More of a “Help me, I’m poor” list than a gift list.
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Where do generals keep their armies?
In their sleevies.
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Would you guys hate me if I literally answered everything with “#YOLO”?
Anonymous asked: Can you post the link to that interview with Jack and Alex? Where Jack is like, When have I ever let you down?
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cjacqueline asked: hi. you're cool. i like you. just thought i would let you know :)
stays3venteen:
TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND
IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF
THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN
AND
I
AINT
FUCKING
SCARED
OF
HIM
If you don’t have facial hair, you can almost guarantee that I’m not attracted to you.
Zack Merrick is the only exception to this rule.
#SorryNotSorry
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I just realized how much facial hair affects my...
If you have facial hair, we should be best friends.
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alex provides inspirational speeches about how you shouldn't judge others about how they look or feel
fanbase: ur hair looks shit
55 days until All Time Low.
